So I got a blog because, why not? And my friends have blogs, and I figure even though I see them all every day, I shall achieve a new level of clingy-ness through my blog. Because secretly, I am a clingy person, even though I'm in stout denial. I'm also very good at denial.
But anyways, originally I planned to make this post about Physics, which is a useless subject because really no one CARES about how fast Turner's treadmill accelerates except for maybe some nerd off in a laboratory measuring treadmill acceleration rates and perhaps Turner himself, although Turner probably never even USES his treadmill, because like most Americans, he's overweight and proud of it. And all my English teachers past and future are probably collapsing dead right now, whether from heart attacks or from my terrible run-on sentence skills, but I don't really care about them any more than I care about...most things, really. I'm terribly apathetic, but that's okay because I'm obnoxious enough that people generally don't try and make me work for fear I'll make them feel stupider than they actually are (and that's pretty darn stupid). And now that I feel like I've bashed people enough for one post, I shall digress a moment.
I don't have anything witty to say: this blog is a place for me to rant at the world without fear.
So don't expect anything much from the habitual slacker.
Love,
Tsubaki
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2 comments:
this is amazing. i love you...and all your bashing...
Ahhh, blog sweet blog.
I love how that was totally about blogging. And I guess I wouldn't say that you're clingy, but you're not not clingy, if you know what I mean. Let's put it this way - you like human contact, but you're not annoying about it.
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