...in one short poem.
Trawling the Interwebs
So I've never shipped my girlbits
Like a bugfuck crazy slasher
And I've never gone "D'aww"
Over a troll-like preteen basher
But I'll always squee like crazy
For batshit canon pairings
And headdesk 'til my brains come out
When a fanbrat gets too daring
Why, you ask, have I written this monstrosity?
BECAUSE THE INTERNET HAS EATEN MY BRAIN, THAT'S WHY.
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2 comments:
I hope you never get your brain back and continue to write stirring poetry like this piece. I have never been so moved before.
I vote that you spraypaint this on some huge wall so that everybody can see its magic...and start using those terms...
Word verification: "outers" (in other words, all our friends)
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