It's like someone in Hollywood loves me.
Anyways, I'm going to be gone for quite a while (not that I post frequently enough to make it noticeable) and don't know how much Internet I'll get. So here, have a crazy Scottish battle song. It's a real work of art.
Also on Imeem is this song by a guy named Owain Phyfe, which is basically even worse than Bernard when you're having sex. It's almost as bad as Moondoggie. Or Pterodactyl.
I've discovered I don't really like plain coffee. Because I'm a psuedo-Seattleite I like to pretend I do, but it turns out I fail at being from Seattle and only like coffee with tons of sugar and chocolate and milk.
Here's another odd little thing I've rediscovered: those plastic tubes of colored water that are hollow. And like the picture says, they ARE super fun! They're also basically plastic genitalia (male AND female--equal opportunity toy molestation!) that go squish.
But I'm not done yet! I've got a few more things to fry your brains with. Like this small rodent. Not sure what species it is, but it's dramatic. Like, James Bond meets Star Wars dramatic, only all smooshed down into the form of a hamster/prairie dog/gopher.
However, not even "dramatic" can describe the two last goodies I've got for this smallish-looking group. Boys and girls, meet the childhood you may have had (but probably wanted to forget). I give you....Pokemon and Sailor Moon!!!
Okay, I sort of lied. Technically these are only the first-season openings, but it should be enough to bring back memories of hours spent in front of the TV letting Ash and Bunny along with their respective anime minions corrupt your innocent little brains.
And you should spend a good long while looking up these characters and their aforementioned minions on Wikipedia, because when a character is described as a "rose-throwing source of encouragement"....well. We all know he's going to have a bit more success than poor old Bernard.
Now I must go pack my pink camouflage-patterned pajama shorts. They're hot....
Fine, I was lying again. I think I'm going to pack the blue ones instead.
7 comments:
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight..
But I thought Sailor Moon was all powerful? Her hair does so many weird dances it could terrify any passerby.
But Sailor Venus, Mercury, Mars, and Jupiter are all planets. Doesn't Sailor Moon feel sad that she doesn't get to be her own entity?
This has no point, just like your post. The pokemon theme song has succeeded in inspiring me, however.
I don't understand, you're not like this in person, but your blog posts are so spazzy! I was a sad little child and never watched pokemon or the like (only scooby doo, which come to think of it could explain a lot about me at the present). I now see the full extent of what I missed, so thank you. also have fun
I love water wiggles too!
Oh dear...
First off: where are you going??
Secondly: http://www.drunkduck.com/I_Was_Kidnapped_By_Lesbian_Pirates_From_Outer_Space/index.php - Lesbian Pirates From Outer Space. You know you want it.
Oh look, that url failed like a thousand moons. I think this one works too:
http://lesbo-vision.com
It's that time again, ohhhhh yes. Another post is needed!!!
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