Monday, March 31, 2008

DragonForce Unite!!

Ah, those Brits. Once again, they have come up with something that makes me do a doubletake and go "WTF". This time, that magical thing happens to be a band called DragonForce.

No, I'm not kidding. If I was going to make up a band, I'd give it a better title. They're not all that good, but they play, according to themselves, "extreme power metal". This is BS. You can TOTALLY understand what they're singing. And they are extreme only because they have a who looks like a long-haired Rodney Yee on guitar, which is too badass for words.

More proof of their badassery: Their song "Through the Fire and Flames" is reputed to be the hardest song on Guitar Hero EVER. Clearly, these guys are hardcore.

Naturally, they're no match for Ingrid the Vertically Challenged Viking, but these guys are working on it. They've got the long hair and the bad clothing and an Asian guy (which actually takes away Viking Points, but whatever), but they're not quite there yet. So you should all buy a DragonForce CD to support their quest.

This post had no point. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Comment. Meow. Meow.

6 comments:

Ahaneen said...

Dragonforce

Ahaneen said...

Metal in almost all its forms is shit. That is all I have to say. WHEEEEEEE dragonforce. Now you have two comments, why don't we all do a dance.

Schmidt said...

My brother likes dragonforce. A lot. I think that's all that needs to be said, really.

Now you have threeeeeeeeee comments.

bucketonibs said...

Okay, Rodney Yee on guitar is the polar opposite of badass. I'm sorry.

In fact, Rodney Yee on guitar would really just consist of slow methodical plucking. Of the guitar strings. Forget I said anything

Ahaneen said...

Please post...for me??
You know you want to.

Schmidt said...

If you aren't going to post for Wanda, then you must post for me. You MUST.

That is all.